#era | (sailing in my sea yeaaaah never saaaay die)

[abyssmalice]

"...Maxx C."

[abyssmalice]

" Shut the fuck up, I'm not a simp for Blue Angel. "

"Yeah, says the guy who literally went live on Vrains the other day like 'ohh my god Blue Angel please please please collab with me let me tag duel with you oh my gooooooooooood' with eyelash fluttering and all that. I hope you fall off your board and get a concussion IRL."

[abyssmalice]

(tentative crack ygo verse info for tonitoni bc I think it'd be funny as hell:

gx / arc v focused (idk what she'd be doing in og ygo besides Chilling and plot stuff in 5ds is none of her business in her opinion; idk enough about zexal to comment; vrains aka den city is like............. lol tonitoni vrains influencer?? LMAO idk)

obelisk blue ofc, tonitoni would never be anything else

fluffals deck, alternatively madolche

can probably see duel spirits but ignores all of them bc she gives zero shits about whatever world ending calamity is happening also fuck this she just wants to graduate and go home

that said she will probs talk to DMG or, idk, fucking Sangan if she's really bored out of her mind

arc v specifically: HATES THIS FUCKING ACADEMY she is secretly burning Leo Akaba's fucking coat every single day bc fuck this guy and fuck this place. will 100% convert herself into a resistance member if they get in contact with her bc she despises the military agenda of Everything

technically very good at dueling, knows the basics of all summoning types tho proficiency varies between them. she could be better if she actually applied herself but she unfortunately rivals a certain slifer slacker in laziness sometimes

oddly a loner who doesnt really socialize. she does the bare minimum and always wiggles her way out of anything extra or tedious. that said, she can usually be found in quiet or high reaching spots like the roofs or garden areas of the academy)

[abyssmalice]

" Forget about my dopey bro! "

" What does the Duel Spirits say about me? Specifically the hot, muscular Elemental Hero ones, Toni-Toni??? " -Dev.

The hell? Now it's Racht No. 2 aka probably the worse one. Maybe. Basil and Devona loved ping-ponging between better or worse than the other on alternating days or something, if they weren't being equally weird.

"Hot and mus..." Actually, Tonia isn't even going to finish that sentence.

In fact, she contemplates just walking away because why is she being zeroed in as the Duel Spirit Locker Room Gossip Medium today? Why couldn't these siblings just learn to hear the spirits on their own? Or find someone else to tell them??

She never should have mentioned it to Basil. Look what you've done, Tonia, you're now the duel spirit gossip beacon, absolutely fantastic—

"Burstinatrix says you have nothing worth attracting for a man." That's not a male Elemental Hero though— "Rainbow Dragon says it spends a lot of time with Neos so it knows that the Neo Spacians would think you're boring as hell," ouch, that's a whole other archtype saying that, "and Red Eyes Black Dragon wonders if you'd give it a stomach ache if it ate you." That's not even remotely related to the Elemental Heroes or even a person—

"..."

"Kaibaman says you don't meet his standards." A pause. "He says you're a second-rate duelist with a third-rate deck and a fourth-rate brain."

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" Tonia, what do the Duel Spirits think about me? Do the Spellcaster-type girl monsters think I'm husband material or what? " -Basil.

Does she even want to know why he's asking this...?

Also, wait, didn't this guy think she was on shrooms or something for saying she could talk to Duel Spirits? Unless he came around to it. (Or is he that desperate for a girl—ah, yeah, probably, actually, from what she knows about him.)

"...Dark Magician thinks you have no guts." Not Dark Magician Girl, but her master instead— "Dark Sage thinks you're full of foolish youth and need to cool down a bit," That's just an old man! "And Cyberse Magician doesn't know who you are." That's not even a proper spellcaster monster—

"........."

"Toon Magician Girl thinks you'd be a fun playmate, along with Toon Blue Eyes." She'll throw him one (1) bone, at least.

[abyssmalice]

"You have mods? People want to be your mods??"

[abyssmalice]

" Hahahahahaha! Duel Spirits? "

" ...Tonia, are you insane? "

Opens her mouth to snarkily snap back at him before she pauses, thinks better of it, closes her mouth, mulls over what to actually say - before she puts on a purposefully smug look.

"Jealous that I can see just how pretty Dark Magician Girl is, and that she wants to talk to me over you? By the way, I'll let you know, but she's only interested in 'fun' duelists. Which you're not."